Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Middle America

I've made it into Oklahoma, Native America. Had a short conversation with an eledery gentleman who I once knew.

(insert country accent)

- you're in Israel?
- My father is from Lebanon, bout four miles from the Israeli Border.
- wow, you don't look Lebanese
- Sure am, but we're christians, what you?
- Actually, I'm converting.
- To what?!
- Judaism.

-Judaism? you better study up girl and realize Christianity is the best.
- Sure thing, Sir. (under my breath, I whisper asshole with an Israeli accent).


At 12/25/2006 10:40 AM, Blogger Avram said...

kol ha'kavod!


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